The breeding of spiders

Who am i? Why my body his changing? What i'm interesting in? This is the questions that all the teenagers are asking. Among the movies dealing with the question of teenagers and young peoples we could quote Larry Clark, Gus Van Sant or Greg Araki... but who know that Sam Remy has already directed a movie about this kind of subject? 

In fact, Sam Remy his the director of the first adaptation of Spider-Man (the second and the third too) which is only the story of Peter Parker during his teen's identity crisis. Peter is trying to seduce Mary Jane, the girl of his dream, he is effrayed by the changing of his body and he is fighting against the authority of his parents (Uncle in this case), that's what we can see in the first 1'30mn of the following trailer.

So now you know that, try to remember the scene when Peter is in his room, wearing only underwear, looking at his new muscle body in the mirror and trying to spurt by his wrist this kind of white strand looking like... well you know! And when his aunt asking him what's doing, he hide himself behind the door and answer "no, nothing, it's nothing, don't worry", doesn't it look like like a first masturbation? The discovery of his sexual potential?

But don't forget one thing, with a great power comes greats responsablities!

 

Disney's bestiary

Walter Elias "Walt" Disney was an american film producer famous for the creation of best known Disney corporation which is specialize in films for childrens.

But who know that behind this innocent smile and his fifty-nine nominations at the Academy Awards for the production of cartoon, some licentious jokes was hide in many of his movies.

Starting with Alice in Wonderland, we are going to introduce the strange background of this tale. Alice in Wonderland is primarily a book written by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the name of Lewis Caroll. This novel, considering as one the best literary nonsense genre his based on stories told by the reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson to the 3 little girls (Alice, Edith and Lorina) of reverend Robinson Duckworth during a travel on a boat. One Month later, Lewis Caroll was brought to travel again with the young Alice, the reason why he wrote for her all the stories. The relationship between te reverend and the little Alice was quite strange, noboby knows what's happen during this journey or what was the views of Mr Caroll on her. When the first version of the book was about to be published, he send her an exemplary dedicating : "as christmas gift to a dear child in memory of a summer's day". Morover, the book contain many drawing of the girl by Caroll.

A bit more funny, you can find on internet many videos which peel extracts of Disney's movies to find sexual allusions like boobs in a background of The Rescuers : 

 something looking like a big golden phallus in the middle of the palace of The Little Mermaid : 

or the crotch of Jessica Rabbit : 

Who's your daddy?

Today we are celebrating a big cinema's event, that is to say the release of Fast And The Furious 5. So we take this opportunity to explain why the FF series has his place in this blog. We could say, one swallow does not a summer make that Fast And The Furious are gay movies... may be, most probably. In any case some people on web think it is :

But, in my view, Fast And The Furious is more a panegyric of the testosterone and their cars are like an extension of their body... you know what i mean. So the goal of all the characters his trying to have the most powerful and bigger car, and of course Vin Diesel is the best with his PIMP car which can haves erections. Take care, the following scene may offend sensibilities of younger :

Is Ben-Hur gay?

In a first time William Wyler ‘s Ben-Hur is a movie dealing with the origins of christianity, telling the nativity of Jesus Christ. Morover you can see Ben-Hur as a manly movie, with many gladiator fights and chariot races.

But as Gore Vidal (Screenwriter of Ben-Hur) said, Ben-Hur is also a story of two gay lovers that are Ben-Hur and Messela, who couldn’t experience their relationships because of their   difference of  faith.

William Wyler was aware of this interpretation but he forbiden to tell Charleton Heston because he knew that Heston wouldn’t play a gay, which would have ruined the movie.

So this blog is not Wikileaks but i found some secret confessions which explains this argument, and I give you  the aforementioned document risking my life and my integrity.